Who we are
We are the people you should talk to about Social Sales and we are everywhere, usually standing right behind you, looking over your shoulder and whispering sweet somethings into your ear to guide your social success.
Our website address is: https://darrenhill.co.
We don’t allow comments on this site because you shouldn’t be here. You should be directing your commenting energy to your social circles. We’re not going to buy from you. Spend your love on your beloveds!
If you upload images to the website, which would be naughty because we don’t allow it, we will probably open them up in Adobe Photoshop and have a little mischief with them. Just the usual stuff like adding a moustache or bushy hair – everybody loves playing with hair, whether it is the bush type or around lips.
We. Love. Cookies. Our preference is white chocolate chip.
We don’t tend to give cookies away because they disappear quickly themselves.
Will our site sprinkle cookies throughout your browser? We don’t do it on purpose. And if we do leave some crumbs we promise they will be delicious!
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.), although that is pretty rare because creating content is What We Do.
That said, we don’t do business with Russian Oligarchs, so our third party people probably won’t be evil and will most likely be YouTube, which is a saintly video site owned by the people who run Google. They’re nice people.
Who we share your data with
If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. You don’t need to worry about this. You just need to swoon over how clever our tech people are. Don’t you love ’em?
How long we retain your data
Sorry, what? How did you leave information? Didn’t we just say that you couldn’t? Hmmm, perhaps we could just say you should leave your naughty content on our site at your own risk because we love hoarding what we have. Mind you, whether or not we can then FIND what you left, well, that’s another story altogether.
What rights you have over your data
None. Well, equal actually. You’d have equal rights with us. Does that sound like a good deal? We hope so because that’s just how it is.