Darren Hill

Darren Hill

Darren Hill

TikTok Follower Secrets

BREAKING: I just watched a short video by @KeithKrance about how to get @TiKToK followers really quickly. It seems the secret is to draw on your screen with red marker. Next time you’re on a social media platform, try this.…

One Person’s Cint

I’ve tried recommending Cint to Kimmy and her crew via Facebook and Insta but my posts keep getting flagged and closed for 24 hours whenever I type “cint”. Buggered if I know how to get around it. I’ve tried swapping…

Crowd Wisdom

Hmmm: “What do you think the aviation industry can do to manage the ongoing staff shortages and high demand? Share your thoughts in the comments below.” Brilliant. Whenever I’m contemplating complex decision making, I just ask the people standing around…

The Toothache Pose

I’d like you to introduce you to a brand new pose you can use on social media, which I am calling “the toothache”. Beyoncé here does a very good job of modelling it, and I’m looking forward to teaching it…

Wind Etiquette

An important lesson for would-be influencers. Kimmy here is demonstrating the right thing to do if you’re in a fancy car with other influencers but you have an undeniable urge to break wind or, to put it more vulgarly, fart.…

Classy Garbage

Thanks to Vogue Italia I now know how to advise my social media influencer clients on what they should wear when taking out the trash. I could arrange a similar shoot on Clean Up Australia Ltd day with one of my people dressed like…

Private Thatch

I saw these wonderful images on LinkedIn with this caption: Introducing the new waterside spa cottage at Wilderness Reserve in rural Suffolk… This charming one bedroom thatched cottage with private spa, sits on the edge of a private natural swimming…

Til Death Us Do Part

Here’s a quick lesson about making affective social media posts. Avoid ambiguity. Jeffreestar has proudly shared their new wedding collection, but haven’t made it clear whether or not the ink is included. So, to be helpful, I have asked for…

I Will Not Be Showing My Tommy Lee

ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 I’m surprised and flattered that a number of fans have asked me to pose with my #tommylee in full view. As much as I dislike disappointing my audience, I’m going to decline the invitation. I know this might be hard…